Well guys it looks like the inept guys at my web hosting firm have finally won. I have taken the question and answer page down permanently. With my MySQL table constantly disappearing for no apparent reason, I can't be bothered patching it up only to have it disappear again. I thought the package sounded too good to be true.
If you want to contact me, email me and I promise a response in a short period of time.
Cheers
Matt